Pick the day and time and find me in front of Houston's Museum of Natural Science. Then and there you are free to call me whatever names you like. This is Texas, pal, so please bring a posse guns and body bags and make sure you draw up a will before you leave whatever Coventry shithole you call home. A ragtag army of colonial rebels beat the dogs*t out of the most powerful military of its time. This time it will be worse. I've never seen a body torn to shreds by 10,000 rounds of automatic AR-15 rounds so I'll make sure to record it and post it on Facebook.